Every Bitch Has Her Way
Cover of Every Bitch Has Her Way by Richard J. Koret

The book

Every Bitch Has Her Way

What She-Dogs Know That Humans Forget

This book is about a certain type of woman.

This book is about female dogs.

If you have a problem with that, this book is for you.

Richard J. Koret · Raining Cats & Dogs Press

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Start reading Which bitch are you?

Sixteen breeds. One uncomfortable mirror.

Read the opening of any chapter below.

  1. A poodle in sunglasses and pearls at a marble desk above the Manhattan skylineIntroductionMeet the Bitch
  2. A greyhound and a poodle in silk scarves greeting each other beside a sunlit rooftop pool1Scent of a Bitch
  3. A Border Collie in a pink cowgirl outfit on horseback, herding sheep at sunset2Every Bitch Needs a Job
  4. An Afghan Hound in sunglasses driving a convertible along a coast road3Bitches Off the Leash
  5. A Chihuahua at the head of a long boardroom table, surrounded by dogs in suits4The Underbitch
  6. An Irish Setter standing in the middle of a rooftop party at dusk while other dogs look on5The Bitch on the Line
  7. A Beagle at a kitchen table with a laptop, coffee and children's drawings6The House Bitch
  8. A Great Dane studying a pop-art painting of hot dogs while smaller dogs watch7Big Bitch Energy
  9. A German Shepherd on a desert patio at sunset with other dogs gathered behind her8Season of the Bitch
  10. A Doberman in a black dress holding a velvet rope as bulldogs, poodles and retrievers wait9Beware of the Bitch
  11. A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel on a cream chaise while golden retrievers and a poodle look on10The Lap Bitch
  12. A golden retriever seated in an armchair beneath live oaks, with labradors gathered around11Bitching Up the Wrong Tree
  13. Two Border Collies in farm clothes in front of a white farmhouse, one holding a pitchfork12Son of a Bitch
  14. A whippet at a poker table behind a stack of chips, with an ace and a jack face up13Lucky Bitch
  15. Dogs in sunglasses and swimsuits lounging by a pool with cocktails14Desperate Bitches
  16. A golden retriever on a boulder in golden light, with a Doberman, a poodle and Border Collies behind her15The Alpha Bitch
  17. A Collie in a pink running top crossing a finish line in a spring park beneath the Washington Square arch16Every Bitch Has Her Day
  18. A pack of dogs at a pink picnic on a city park lawnConclusionThe Tale Wagging the Bitch