Chapter 10
The Lap Bitch
Comfort, held without apology, looks an awful lot like power.
That is because it is.
The bitch aims to occupy the best seat for every occasion.
Nobody remembered how she got it. Nobody questioned why she kept it.
Rinse. Repeat.
Bitch.
The Comfortable Bitch
Bitches enjoy comfort. This is not unusual.
Most dogs enjoy comfort. Humans too.
The bitch elevates it to an art form.
The softest cushion. The warmest patch of sunlight.
The shortest route to snacks. The highest return on effort.
A bitch is a gifted strategist. Especially at being comfortable.