The Bitch-O-Meter
How much of a bitch are you, really?
Two tests. Twenty questions each. Every answer is funny and every pick gets a verdict. Only one answer per question is right, and it is probably not the one you want to pick. Take one or take both.
How she scores you
+0DoormatApologizes to the furniture.
+1LoudWins the argument. Loses the room.
+2PettyClever. Visible. A little smug.
+3PerfectDoes less. Gets more.
LoudQuiet
Higher is bitchier. The coolest head wins and the loudest answer never does. Sixty points per test.
The Home Test
Twenty moments from your private life. Friends, family, exes, neighbors and one man in a convertible.
Start, twenty questions
The Work Test
Twenty moments from the office. Bosses, clients, rivals, interns and one sad flamingo.
Start, twenty questionsMeet the real thing.Sixteen breeds. Same bitch.
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