Every
Bitch
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Which bitch
are you?
Five questions. Six breeds. Answer fast. She would.
1. Your calendar is
Color coded. I also did yours.
Mine, yours and the boardroom's.
A suggestion.
By invitation only.
Whatever time I arrive.
Lunch, with gaps for more lunch.
2. Someone cuts the line. You
Reorganize the line.
Look up. Way up. Then speak.
Leave. Better line elsewhere.
Stare. Calmly. Until they notice.
Let them. I am in no hurry.
Check if they have snacks.
3. Friday night is
Planning Saturday.
Closing a deal and a bottle.
A convertible. No destination.
Whoever is on the list.
A table in the sun. Mine.
Dinner. Then dessert. Then a second dinner.
4. Your secret weapon is
A spreadsheet.
Confidence taller than I am.
Leaving without a goodbye.
One look.
Impeccable timing.
Genuine enthusiasm.
5. At the end of the party you
Stack the plates.
Have already taken over the playlist.
Are gone. No one saw you go.
Decide who gets a ride home.
Leave on your own schedule.
Take leftovers. Apologize to no one.
Reveal me
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Every Bitch Has Her Way
, Secrets of the Well-Bred Bitch. By Richard J. Koret.
© 2026 Richard J. Koret. Published by
Raining Cats & Dogs
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This book is about female dogs. Any resemblance to people you know is a compliment.