1 / 20
Running reading0%

The Bitch-O-Meter, Home edition

How much of a bitch are you at home?

Twenty moments from your private life. Friends, family, exes, neighbors and one man in a convertible. Four answers each. All of them are funny. Only one is right, and it is probably not the one you want to pick. Every pick gets a verdict.

How she scores you

+0DoormatApologizes to the furniture.
+1LoudWins the argument. Loses the room.
+2PettyClever. Visible. A little smug.
+3PerfectDoes less. Gets more.
LoudQuiet

Higher is bitchier. The coolest head wins and the loudest answer never does. Twenty questions, sixty points, one percentage.

Or take the Work test
Meet the real thing.Sixteen breeds. Same bitch.
Paperback coming soonKindle coming soon
Every Bitch Has Her Way, Secrets of the Well-Bred Bitch. By Richard J. Koret.
© 2026 Richard J. Koret. Published by Raining Cats & Dogs.
This book is about female dogs. Any resemblance to people you know is a compliment.